Weird storys?

I wrote these there random things i just came up with hope you all like it ^ - ^
these are very twisted horror storys i wrote l.m.a.o try not to disturb yourself to much!!!!!!

Story- The gingerbread man lolz

WE ALL KNOW THE SAD STORY OF THE GINGERBREAD MAN BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT STORY IS A LIE I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPEND TO HIM - . ^SOO THE MUFFIN MAN BAKED A GINGERBREAD MAN WHAT HE DIDNT KNOW WAS HE CREATED A MONSTER FROM DOUGH THAT STUPID FUCK SOO HE OPEND THE OVEN AND OUT JUMPED THE COOKIE MONSTER GINGY HE WAS PISSED AS HELL HE STEPED ON THE MUFFIN MANS ARMS AND SHOVED THE KNIFE THREW HIS ARMS AND ANOTHER THREW HIS OTHER ARM THEN GINGY GRABED THE FRENCH KNIFE AND CARVED OUT THE BAKERS FACE AND SHOVED IT INTO A PIE CRUST THEN HE SLOWLY SKINED HIM ALIVE AND PUT HIS EYES IN A WINE FILLED GLASS THEN HE CHOPED HIM UP INTO TINY BITS AND PUT IT INTO THE PIE SADLY NOONE COULD HEAR THIS POOR MANS CRYS OF PAIN..THEN HIS WIFE WALKED IN TO FIND THE WHOLE KITCHEN A BLOODY MESS THEN SHE SHREEKED IN HORROR TO FIND THE PIE IN THE OVEN SMILING AT HER AND IT WAS HER DEARLY BELOVED HUBBY MR.MUFFIN PIE SUDDENLY THE DOORS IN THE ROOM ALL SLAMED CLOSEDTHEN THE GINGY MAN THREW THE WOMAN IN THE OVEN HER SKIN MELTING OFF SLOWLY HER CRYS BURNING ON THREW THE NIGHT AS THE COOKIE SPREADS CHAOS THREW THE NIGHT ALL YOU COULD HEAR WAS THE CRYS OF THE VICTOMS OF HIS COOKIING SCREAMING IN FEAR AS HE SLICES THERE SKINS AND MAKES THEM INTO PIES AND PASTRYS AND THAT MY CHILDREN IS THE TRAGICLY AWSOME STORY OF THE GINGERBREAD MAN^-^

Story- Jack and Jill

SEEING IS BELVING CHILDREN AND BELIVE ME IT IS REAL WATCH AS JACK AND JILL RUN UP THE HILL WATCHING AS JILL SLAPS JACK IN THE FACE AND SLOWLY POKES OUT HIS EYE JACK STABS HER THREW THE FACE WITH A PITCH FORK BLOOD EXPLODES EVERYWHERE AS A RABID VERY MUTILATED JESUS GRABS JILLS LEG AND SHE FALLS AS HER LEG IS RIPPED OFF AND HER FLESH SLOWLY FALLS OF ONTO THE GROUND AS SHE SUFFERS IN PAIN JESUS SMILES AT HER AS HE RIPS IT OFF LIKE WAX JILL SCREAMS IN AGONIZING PAIN AS JACK RUNS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH DOWN THE HILL SADLY HE TRIPS OVER HIS BUCKET AND TUMBLES DOWN THE HILL AS HIS HEAD HITS A AXE AND HIS HEAD SPLITS IN TOO AND HIS BRAIN IS DRAGING DOWN NEXT TO HIM AS HIS TEARS TURN BLOODY AND HIS BODY SLIDES INTO A RIVER OF TAR SCREAMING IN PAIN HE CRAWLS OUT SADLY MEETING HIS FATE AS SEVEN HUNGRY MELTING FACED CHILDREN STARE AT HIM EACH OF THE GRABING HIS ARMS AND LEGS BEFORE THEY PULL THE LEADER REACHES DOWN AND PULLS OUT HIS TONGUE AS HE SLOWLY PULLS OFF HIS JAW THEN HIS LIMBS SLOWLY PULL OF AS THEY RIP AND CONSUME HIM INTO THERE BELLYS OF DOOM POOR JILL AS SHE SITS THERE IN PAIN AS JESUS SLOWLY REACHS IN AND PULLS OPEN HER CHEST REACHING IN HE GRABS HER INTESTINES SCREAMING IN PAIN JESUSE GRABS HER LIPS AND PULLS THEM OFF AS JILL SITS AND STARES AND HER EYES SCREAM OUT HER YELLS OF PAIN THEN HER JAW SLOWLY RIPS OFF AND THE CHILDREN JOIN IN THIS JOYIOUS FUN..WATCHING FROM ABOVE THE MOON SEEING AS THE CHILDREN WHO WERE SPOILED AND GIVEN EVERYTHING THEY DIDNT DESEVE GET THERE PUNISHMENT OF DOOM GIGGLING AS I SLURP UP THERE BRAINS LIKE NOODLES..ONCE AGAIN THE GOATS WRITE THERE SACRIDE PRAYERS ON THE WALLS IN BLOOD HERE LIES JACK AND JILL AS THE FELL TO THERE INPENDING DOOM BUT NOW THEY REST IN HELL FOR THERE UNEPIC CARLESSNESS AND SELFISHNESS SMILING AS THEY STRIVE AND FALL TO HELL AND LIKE I SAID CHILDREN SEEING IS BELIVING AND THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF JACK AND JILL SO REMEMBER WE WILL COME ^-^

Story- random no name lolz

SITTING AND WATCHING THE FROGS WHO ARE REALLY SATAN RUN AROUND ZOMBIE JESUS GRABS IT AND BITES INTO IT WHILE ITS GUTS AND BLOOD RUNS DOWN HIS MOUTH AS A ANGRY PRIEST STABS HIM THREW THE EYES WATCHING AS BLOOD RUNS DOWN HIS EYES LOOKING LIKE HE IS CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD..FALLING TO HIS KNESS A VILLEGER BITES INTO HIS FLESH CAUSING HIM TO SCREAM IN PAIN RIPING OUT HIS LIVER AND INTESTINES AND EATING THEM LIKE A CORN IN A COB LAUGHING SADISTICLY AS THEY CONSUME HIM WE ALL FALL AND EAT AS WELL TO..BURNING HIS FLESH WE CAN HEAR THE FLYS FALL ON HIM AND CONSUME HIS FLESH AS THEY JOIN THIS CELEBRATION TO..AGAIN THE ZEBRAS COME AND SELL US THERE INSIDES AND BRAINS FOR THE MEAL TOO ONCE AGAIN THE CHILDREN WITH THE MELTING FACES APEAR AND EAT EVERYTHING IN SITE WATCHING AS THE FARMERS FAT WIFE GETS HER STOMACH CHEWED ON HEARING HER CRYS OF PAIN AS BLOOD EXPLODES EVERYWHERE LIVERS AND STOMACHS GOO EVERYWHERE AGAIN A MAN RUNS FOR HIS LIFE THE CHILDREN CATCH HIM AND RIP OFF HIS LIPS AND THEN REACH THERE HANDS DOWN HIS THROAT AND PULL OUT HIS TONGUE AND THEN RIP OPEN HIS JAW AS THEY DANCE AROUND SINING THERE SONGS OF SACRID PRAYERS..RIBS CRACK FACES BLEED SCREAMS FILL IN THE DARK JOYIOULY LIT NIGHT SKY..AGAIN THE GOATS PRAISE THIS NIGHT AS THEY WRITE THERE SACRID LANGUAGE ON THE WALLS IN BLOOD MAYBE THIS IS THE BEGINING OF A NEW LIFE STABING THERE EYES OPEN SEEING THERE TRUE SELFS AS ONE SCREAMING IN PAIN I KNOW IT HURTS THEM BUT THIS IS HOW IT SHALL BE FOR THEM IN THIS HELLISH TOWN ^-^ FOEVER DOOMED TO HAVE THERE FLESH RIPED TO PEICES AND THERE RIBS CRACKED AND THERE JAWS RIPED OFF AND THERE LIVERS AND INTESTINES PULLED OUT SLOWLY AS THERE ALIVE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ITS THEM WHO BROUGHT THEMSELFS HERE...SILENTLY WATCHING AS A GIGGLE FILLS THE NIGHT AS I WELCOME THEM TO HELL AND CHAOS^-^

Story- random?

ALL RIGHTY LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD RUNS AROUND SCREAMING EAT ME MR.WOLF IM READY FOR YOU ONCE AGAIN THE ZOMBIE JESUS EATS HIS FATHER AND THE ZEBRAS RUN AROUND SEELING THERE INSIDES FOR MONEY WHILE THE CUDDLY KITTYS SHAVE AND SLICE EACH OTHER TO PIECES AND THE LITTLE EMO BUNNYS EAT THEMSELVES ALIVE LITTERLY WHILE THE CANDYCANED MUFFINS START TO EAT THE PEOPLE TO SHREDS ONLY LEAVEING THEM ALIVE TO SURVIVE A MAN ALONE LAYS ON THE GROUND WATCHING HIS LIVER AND STOMACH FLOAT BY HIM CRYING IN PAIN AS HE SLOWLY DIES AS A RAT CONSUMES HIM INSIDE WATCHING AND LAUGHING WE SIT AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR THERE WORST THINGS EVER STABING THERE HEARTS WITH A FORK SWOLLOWING THERE INSIDES WE GIGGLE AS IT PLEASES US TO SEE THEM IN SUCH PAIN MAYBE JESUS WILL SET THEM FREE OR MAYBE ILL JUST SIT AND CONSUME THEM ALL INSIDE AS I WATCH THEM EAT AND BRING THEMSELFS TO CHAOS.

Story- The real porn!!!!

TEENAGE BOYS WATCH PORN..SUDDLY A BOY PUTS ON A FILM WATCHING AS IT GETS JUICY WITH THE GIRLS ALL NAKED AND KISSING AND MAKING OUT SUDDENLY THE CHICK BITES OFF THE OTHER GIRLS EARS AND BLOOD STARTS POURING OUT EVERYWHERE SADLY A MONSTERIOUS ZOMBIE PORn STAR APEARS LOOKING MORE DEVIOUS THEN USAL ^-^ SCREAMING IN PAIN THE GIRL CRYS AS THE ZOMBIE TRYS TO ATTACK HER SHE GRABS THE BASEBALL BAT AND SMACKS THE CHICK IN THE BREAST AND SILICONE GOES FLYING THREW THE AIR AS BLOOD GOES EVERYWHERE...A VERY ANGY BREASTLESS ZOMBIE STARES BACK as she charges her again suddenly she dodges the attacks but cought off gard the other zombies grabs her arms and pulls them apart suddenly the zombie chick with her breast hanging off and draging on the ground starts to chew off her own leg as zombie tillie tubbies apear ready to attack lala uses her mind powers to get the zombie girl to rip off her own lips and throw them inside the other zombies mouth as she suddenly grasps her own jaw as she twists it off and it falls off and hangs there screaming in horror the other girl runs like hell threw the hall sadly she falls and her hair gets stuck in a paper shredder and her hair slowly gets riped off as her skelp starts to rip off screaming in pain her tears turn bloody as she falls to the ground suddenly apearing switching it off slicing her lips to pieces tinky winky turns back on the shredder as he laughs at her joyious pain...the zombies find her ripping off her legs her arms and body parts hanging her body like a cross nails puntured threw her eyes and her intestins wraped around her throat as she whimpers in pain eyelids blinking as they feast apon her flesh and insides sadly this woman suffered for her sin of lust she caused such pain and tramma to those teens who get cought up in all that nasty shit soo she shall relive this everyday as she suffers in pain in hell forever silently watching as she falls to her inpending doom^-^

Story- Hnazel and Gretal

WE ALL KNOW THE STORY OF HANZEL AND GRETEL DONT WE WELL FUCK THAT STORY TO ITS A LIE I KNOW THE REAL STORY^-^
ONE DAY THE HANZEL AND GRETEL WERE RUNNING AROUND THR FOREST STARVING TO DEATH THEY WERE LITERALY ONLY BONES WALKING AROUND THERE EYE BALLS LOOKED AS IF THEY SHRUNK INSIDE THERE SKULLS THERE TUMMYS WERE NOTHING MORE THEN A BOTTOMLESS PIT OF A ABIS..HANZEL WAS EXTREMLY PISSY AND HUNGRY HE WAS SICK OF GRETELS BITCHING SOO HE REACHED OVER AND RIPED HER RIB OUT AND STABED HER IN THE FACE WITH IT SCREAMING IN PAIN THE VERY PISSED OFF TO THE MAX GRETEL SMASHS HIM IN THE FACE WITH HER FISTS AND THEN SHE PULLED OUT HIS EYE WITH BOTH HER HANDS THEN SHE THREW IT INTO THE RIVER..ANGRY AS HELL AND IN RAGE HANZEL STABED HER THREW THE FACE WITH A PITCH FORK HE FOUND LYING IN A VERY DEAD AND LONELY DISERTED GARDEN THERE THEY LOOKED TO FIND A EMPTY TASTY LOOKING POCKY HOUSE*IN THE BOOK THEY SAY IT WAS GINGERBREAD HAAA GINGERBREAD MY ASS IT WAS REALY INPORTED FROM JAPAN AND IT WAS MADE OF POCKY I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WITCH HAD GOOD TASTE IN WHAT SHE ORDERED*THEY STARED THREW THE WINDOW AND SAW WHAT THEY HAVE ALL WAYS WANTED MEAT A NICE PLUMP JUICY PIEACE OF MEAT THERE FACES WERE IN TRANCED BY WHAT THEY SAW A VERY PLUMP FAT OLD LADY^-^
SUDDENLY THE DOOR SLAMED OPEN WELL HELLO CHILDREN YOU LOOK VERY SAD AND HUNGRY STARING IN AWE THE CHILDREN SAID YESS AS THEY SMACKED THERE LIPS FROM HUNGER..THE WITCH LET THEM SHOWER AND GET CLEAN THEN SHE SENT THEM TO BED WITH CANDY AND SUGAR AND MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS..
WIDE AWAKE AS HELL THEY JUMPED OUT OF BED AND RADDED THE KITCHEN WITH EVERY SHARP OBJECT THE COULD FIND KNIVES MORE KNIVES AXES PITCH FORKS EVERYTHING THEY STARTED THE OVEN AND SMILED DEVIOUSLY..ALL YOU COULD HEAR WAS THE SCAPING OF THE KNIVES AS THEY SHARPEND THEM..SUDDENLY YOU COULD HEAR CREAK CREAK AS THEY WENT UP THE STAIRS TO THE WITCHS ROOM..
THERE THEY STABED HER ARMS THREW THE BED WITH THE KNIVES SOO SHE COULDNT MOVE WHAT THE FUCK SCREAMED THE WITCH SHUT UP BITCH SCREAMED GRETEL AS SHE SLAMED THE FRENCH KNIFE THREW THE WITCHS MOUTH THERE SHE SLOWLY SLICED OFF HER LIPS THEN SHE STARTED THE CARFULLY CARVE OUT THE WICTHS FACE..THERE THEY LEFT HER EYES AFTER THE WITCHS EYES SCREAMED OFF HER PAIN THEY CARRYED HER DOWN IN TO THE KITCHEN THERE THEY TOOK THE AXE AND SLOWLY SHAVED IT AROUND HER SKELP AS THEY TOOK THE RENCH AND POPED OPEN HER SKULL THERE THEY TOOK OUT HER BRAIN AND STUCK IT THREW THE MEAT SHREDER..MMM SCREAMED GRETEL AS SHE MADE IT INTO NOODLES FOR THERE DINNER...THEN THEY SLOWLY SKINED HER AND PUT HER INSIDES INTO A PIE SOO TASTY AND JUICY...AFTER THAT THEY CHOPED HER UP INTO ITTY BITY PIEACES THEN THEY THREW HER INTO THE OVEN..SLAMING THE DOOR SHUT...THEY EACH TOOK THE WITCHS EYES IN THERE HANDS THROWING IT INTO A GLASS OF WINE THEY DID CHEERS FROM THAT DAY ON THEY WERE NEVER HUNGRY EVER EVER AGAIN AND THAT MY CHILDREN IS THE TRAGICLY AWSOMELY TWISTED STORY OF HANZEL AND GRETEL NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUE STORY^-^